Has Anybody In The World Ever Been Taken Less Seriously Than North Korea Trying To Go To War With America?
Metro – Han Song Ryol, director-general of the U.S. affairs department at North Korea’s Foreign Ministry, was pretty angry over Washington’s announcement which put leader Kim Jong Un on a list of sanctioned individuals in connection with alleged human rights abuses documented by the United Nations Human Rights Commission.
‘The United States has crossed the red line in our showdown. We regard this thrice-cursed crime as a declaration of war.’
He added: ‘By doing these kinds of vicious and hostile acts toward the DPRK, the U.S. has already declared war against the DPRK. So it is our self-defensive right and justifiable action to respond in a very hard way.’
Poor, poor Kimmy J. It’s Friday in North Korea and he’s just trying to give his people a little something to look forward to heading into the weekend. So he does what North Korea does best and just throws some preposterous claims out there. Says that they’re not declaring war on the US, but the US already declared war on Best Korea. Sounds like a fun weekend for everybody in NK, right? Wrong. Because now poor Kimbo Slice is the laughing stock of the internet as nobody in the world who has internet connection is taking him seriously.
I guess that’s what happens when you don’t let anybody in your nation use computers. Now he doesn’t have any Rico Bosco’s of his own to fend off the trolls. So here’s a little bit of free advice for KJ since I care about the guy and we all know he could use as much as he can get right now; maybe try to get a few buffer matches under your belt before you come at the Back-To-Back World War Champs. Because as it would stand right now, we’d be able to sub in Canada way before the end of the 1st half just to get them some playing experience. We would pull our starters after the 1st quarter. North Korea just isn’t ready for this. Go after some places that nobody really knows if they exist or not like Estonia, or Bosnia or some shit like that. Get a few wins on your record and then we’ll think about giving you a title shot. But right now, you’re just the little kid telling your parents that you’re going to run away from home because they made you eat vegetables. You can talk and talk all you want, but everybody knows that’s about as far as it will go.
I do appreciate the Spin Zone, however, of saying the US declared war first and thus giving them the right of way to retaliate. Not sure if I’ve ever seen that one deployed before. At least North Korea is getting creative with their declarations of war these days.
P.S. – still, for my money, one of the top 10 videos on the internet.
Now onto some more memes.